Fair enough. In my experience, there is no way they got a DNA match in this amount of time. In LA county, it takes months.

I had to stop about halfway through. Need to compose myself and finish later. Man, brings back memories of my own dad, who died in 2004. He had this unique style of block printing. I remember finding a handwritten piece of paper in the middle of his junk. It read, “Let your life be your prayer, and your prayer be…

Or Prop 47. I get them confused often.

Prop 57. Many crimes that were felonies were reduced to misdemeanors. We can’t take DNA from those arrestees anymore. The number of felonies have drastically gone down. There is a prop that is looking to reverse that.

Or if you have tattoos. Or have gone to Mexico within the last year. Both get me disqualified. Ridiculous.

Cop here. This is a reasonable take. Innocent people get arrested all the time. Not saying this is the case, but don’t assume arrest=guilt, even in these cases.

As a 20 year cop, I can vouch for this as a reasonable position. In my experience, there is almost zero chance they would get a DNA hit back this quickly. In LA county, it takes months. My best guess is this: Winslow was arrested for this burglary. He matched the description of a rapist/kidnapper and the detectives…

No, they don’t. A recent proposition changed that.

Not so much. In my 20 years as a cop, I have never seen or heard of a woman biting off the penis of her attacker. Seems like it would be common, but I’m assuming the victims are too terrified to do so.

There are all kinds of different rapes in CA. Spousal rape, statuatory rape, rape of an unconscious subject, rape via intoxicant, etc. This appears to be exactly what it says. Man physically forcing woman to have sex against her will. Awful.

Why is this scary? Do you live in San Diego? Were you somehow likely to be one of his victims?

This is the correct take.

Every report I read last night described it as a contusion. No break. No surgery. So why is LeBron claiming a broken hand? He is a great player. Possibly the best I have ever seen. But man, he is such a fragile crybaby full of excuses.

Stop.

Yup. This just started with Trump. So dumb.

Salty! I like it.

Also related. Multiple Deadspin employees who were either accused of similar behavior or ignored it still employed.

That explains why he fell off the face of the earth last night.

You don’t get it. See, all the big boys during the week are on this theme, so little Chris decided to tag along.

This is why he is relegated to weekend duty. He’s really not very good.