This is a bad take.

How and why is Simmons such a household name? I don’t get it.

Damn.

Is AJ available?

Respectfully, you are a bad person.

Perfect. I have an irrational hate for Iowa. Not sure why, but I do.

This says it all.

He’s a complete prick. But he ain’t wrong here.

Not sure if serious. Backwards?

I’m impressed that a Deadspin article did not include “dinger” or “dong.” What is happening here? Are we The NY Times all of a sudden?

Hot damn. I’m headed to Home Depot to buy a good ol’ American flag now.

That person has arrived, everyone. You must be a true champion of women’s rights. Congratulations, hero.

+1,000,000,000 year Sea Org contract.

Ahhh. Furiously masturbsting. Sizzzzzling hot original take.

I was waiting for that guy to show up. He did, and he didn’t disappoint.

Weird, because when I scroll through Deadspin, it’s shared right there on page 2. Of Deadspin.

Read the title, Mensa. “Compete: By Deadspin and Kotaku.” Which means it will be cross-promoted on both platforms. Another keyboard warrior. Embarrassing.

If Deadspin is cross-promoting a baseball story on Kotaku, you’d probably wonder why, no?

Thanks for the insightful post.

They show the spelling bee on ESPN as well. Doesn’t mean it should be on there.