Damn.

Is AJ available?

Respectfully, you are a bad person.

Perfect. I have an irrational hate for Iowa. Not sure why, but I do.

This says it all.

He’s a complete prick. But he ain’t wrong here.

Not sure if serious. Backwards?

I’m impressed that a Deadspin article did not include “dinger” or “dong.” What is happening here? Are we The NY Times all of a sudden?

Hot damn. I’m headed to Home Depot to buy a good ol’ American flag now.

That person has arrived, everyone. You must be a true champion of women’s rights. Congratulations, hero.

+1,000,000,000 year Sea Org contract.

Ahhh. Furiously masturbsting. Sizzzzzling hot original take.

I was waiting for that guy to show up. He did, and he didn’t disappoint.

Weird, because when I scroll through Deadspin, it’s shared right there on page 2. Of Deadspin.

Read the title, Mensa. “Compete: By Deadspin and Kotaku.” Which means it will be cross-promoted on both platforms. Another keyboard warrior. Embarrassing.

If Deadspin is cross-promoting a baseball story on Kotaku, you’d probably wonder why, no?

Thanks for the insightful post.

They show the spelling bee on ESPN as well. Doesn’t mean it should be on there.

Let me qualify what I said. Is this stuff interesting? Sure, to people who like this stuff. But it just seems odd to pair it with a sports site. I know, MMA took a while to get off the ground, but it is an actual combat sport.

I’m not sure why they want to crowbar this site into Deadspin. Competition? Sure. Sport. Not at all. Interesting? Hardly.