My favorite memories of the Jim Rome show are the ones when he was on vacation and Jay Mohr was the guest host....

All it takes is a swipe at the carotid and a cop could bleed out in minutes. They aren’t made of steel and they are human beings who experience human emotions, such as fear. It’s easy to sit behind a computer and say “oh if someone was coming at ME with a knife, I would never draw my gun” but if you’ve never…

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

the probowl is dumb

This is so dumb.

How does this stupid shit have so many stars? Take your dumbass back to Gawker.

Anne Hathaway: “Not sure why you’re all hating on JLaw. Remember me? I’m waaaaaaay more annoying.”

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

Why don’t you just try to get up off your ass by yourself and not rely on a watch to have to tell you to stop being so lazy?

Why don’t you just try to get up off your ass by yourself and not rely on a watch to have to tell you to stop being…

Here’s how to phrase this more constructively:

“One feature I would like to see is that the Fitbit would remind you to get up and move. This is not currently included.”

This does away with your personal opinion no one cares about and lets people make their own decision with the added information you’re giving.

Here’s how to phrase this more constructively:

“One feature I would like to see is that the Fitbit would remind you…

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

You are a self-righteous cunt, a bad punter and an even worse writer.

Oh, you’re one of those kind of people.

Nope, this one’s perfect.

A pox on you.

Would you prefer “Deadspin is MSNBC, and the Cardinals are George W. Bush”?

Watching Card’s fans get their wings ruffled is always pleasant.

He certainly isn’t paid by the interesting.

Full disclosure: The Cardinals suck.

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.