See: Scientology.

This is what drives me nuts. Cashiers can't get stools because they'll look "lazy."

I dated a guy who loved that movie and I also can't picture the lead. Seriously rad soundtrack tho

I'm just so happy someone else is this fond of Ravenous. I keep recommending it to people, but it can be a hard sell as a soundbite: It's a cannibal western(ish)! With a jagged, jaunty soundtrack!

Someone should teach her not to touch people's hair tho

You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Just gotta keep trying until we get it right.

My favourite is when they leave out entire chunks of .

I have friends in Tavistock. Good cheese, close enough to Stratford to pick up Rheo Thompson mint smoothies.

I'm just going to wave my knife around like this and if you get stabbed, it's your own fault.

This reminds me of one of my absolute favourite McSweeney's articles: IF WOMEN WROTE MEN THE WAY MEN WRITE WOMEN https://www.mcsweeneys.net/…

I'm not even a Lady Gaga fan, but coming after a pop artist for changing up costumes? Really?

Oh god. I worked at a start-up that just kept hiring youngs and what do you mean you aren't happy here?? We get CANDY and make like TWICE minimum wage!!!

Every suggestion: But money tho

My grandma told us she could kill our cat in the yard and the authorities couldn't do anything about it.

I have to keep this in mind with my niece, because on top of believing almost everything I say, she also has a memory like a goddamn steel trap.

When it's as bad/worse than LJ drama…

Right? Because I just leave hundreds of pokemon sitting in them. Maybe it's stasis, which is still horrible. Or a fantastic shrinking room. Which… is still lonely and horrible.

I like when Netflix does little bite-sized movies and series. If Coster-Waldau is onboard with Netflix, I would like a 4-episode wrap up of New Amsterdam, please.

Eight episode series/seasons would make me so happy.