That’s true, but in the last book I thought Martin went totally off the rails. The Magic Horn that Euron has was it for me. I think all the Ironborn suck and Martin can stick that horn up his ass.

You’re assuming he has notes to give. HE’S GOT NO PAGES AND HE’S GOT NO NOTES!!! HE HAS NADA!

WOT? Why is he writing on a DOS machine?

LOL - Readers should have known they were in deep shit when what started out as a planned trilogy sprawled into what probably won’t be able to be finished in 7 books. That series is a mess.

Didn’t he admit that after the 3rd book he sorta got lost and had to scrap his original idea and make a workaround? I obviously can’t say that made a difference in how the story will eventually play out but that series went off the rails after Book 3. DWD was, IMHO, a really bad book that was a real chore to get…

I don’t follow this whole thing very closely, but Martin to me seems like his own worst enemy on this point. What’s the point in keeping a blog if you don’t have anything to say about the books people go to the blog to find out about? It seems to me like he’s confusing a blog with Facebook. If I was eagerly waiting…

Plus, the Dark Tower books were always published kind of haphazardly IIRC. I remember that the first book was actually impossible to find for a very long time. It was identified as a book he’d written but it had a bizarrely low number of books published and we were all “What is this Dark Tower book?” and, pre-internet…

To be fair, there were some reviews Carey did that I think he was right on, but the ref on the field fucked it up. Some of the NFL rules are so subjective that the only way to do Carey’s job is to recite the rule and say “Who knows!?” and then wait for the call.

What you just described is true for just about every act of goodwill. Sane people try and implement a program to make life better for some/all and then, virtually immediately, a small group of people will fuck it up.

Anyone that thinks Sandman is “weird” should get their fucking ass kicked out of school. Best series ever.

What makes you think we’re not?

Dave’s twin bro Drew also looks like he has a “retardation issue”. Oh, Susan . . .

Agreed. Every single WYTS has stories from fans that reinforce my belief that attending an NFL game is a dumb, wildly expensive idea. Thank God for Sunday Ticket.

The best part of this nearly miraculous work of art is that the A’s logo doubles as an erect penis. Can’t stop laughing.

They should have shot the kid and saved the gorilla.

I’ll miss the “Let’s out Peter Thiel” type stuff the most. Those worked well.

Your version of events is WAY better than the actual, stupid, shitty story.

“Burnett likes to say that he ‘makes a picture’ instead of ‘takes a picture.’”

He has to answer this question from the Commissioner:

#ExoticSmashmouth is about as fun as #ExcitingTaxReturnCompletion