This is the canonical version of Legend Has It now:

Yea, it does seem intuitive that telling a major sports franchise to fuck off so that it leaves town and never comes back is an effective way of ensuring you don’t overpay for that team’s arena.

And yet you’ve done it on your first try. Bravo!

Wouldn’t have missed with a Cameron.

I mean, I’m pretty sure the heinous crime was that they defrauded the school by reporting the cards as stolen.

Which undermines Billy’s point. Mexico has a “better” pro/rel league than MLS, and yet the USMNT hsd simply been better than Mexico for the better part of a decade.

New Soldier and McCree are fine. The rest are dull.

Ignoring your smug ignorance of both implication and brevity, taxation also decreased markedly during the period, especially for those with the most wealth, so your assignment of cart and horse is simply political preference.

Taxation is a much easier way to prevent the concentration of wealth.

Do you fetishize losing the NBA Finals for some reason?

They nerf Roadhog because one-shot kills aren’t fun.

Dunno why you’d think he knows situational football. He’s never been in a situation that he didn’t need 6 points more than anything.

I am consistently baffled by his inclusion. He’s basically had a full World Cup cycle handed to him for no discernible reason; he’s no longer young and potential-filled, he’s got no superlative technical ability, his sense of the game is at times baffling. He’s fast, sure, but not consistent enough to make threatening…

He’d already have the record if he hadn’t intentionally missed the injury time PK to maintain the Dos a Cero tradition in 2013.

This is dumb. That “hook up” is called a referral. If you haven’t done good enough work or networked enough that anyone would think to refer you, that’s your problem, not theirs.

Can you make the case for pro/rel without removing salary caps?

I once threw a football out of Sanford Stadium after the other team kicked a field goal (we were losing a noon game for fucks sake). Two GBI officers were kind enough to escort me out of the stadium through a raucous student section.

Yea, that really sums it up.

Gyasi Zardes is the answer to any hypothetical question about how elite American athletes from other sports would perform for USMNT.

This isn’t a statement about La Liga’s quality, it’s a statement about the actual games that Morata played this season. Bump his game log against the UEFA rankings and you’ll find precious little overlap.