"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Ryan: Can we post his bail?

does this mean he's on the... PUP list?

Jerry Rice—quick tip:

If he's anything like his dad, he's probably good enough to make the practice team today. Lord knows, the Vikings could use a second stringer after what happened to Korey.

"I don't think anyone will be listening to records by 2017."

Counterpoint: Eddie Lacy Is Not Fat By Wisconsin Standards

if anything says 'sorry, I cheated' it's a a weiner.

This guy is actually just viral marketing for a local matchmaking service for men who want to meet Milwaukee-area German housewives, fraudate. com.

The worst part for the bear was that he didn't get to break out his signature pickup line, 'hey baby, what's ursine?'

"Back away from camp."

It was probably a good idea for Marat to start dating over e-mail, because he always blows calls.

I thought his reply was descent

Brett Favre continues to insist his reputation is "in sack."

He really probably shouldn't have answered back in haiku form, all things considered.

"yall are some assholes"

—Timothy McSweat, QA manager for hot dog ingredients

I wonder if Sherman got up right at 6. Doesn't seem like he's very punctual.

Stop bitching and fuckin adapt

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."

At first, Florida officials thought the students chanting "we don't need no education" was a protest to removing the brick, but then realized it was just middle school kids reciting the state motto.