The defense would just like to point out that, seconds after this photo was taken, Mr. Hernandez ended the call in his usual manner by slamming it repeatedly against the metal barrier.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

Not pictured: Manu Ginobili eating Digiorno. You simply can't deliver if you can't drive.

♫ Last name "Ever" / First name "No Pizza For This Dude" ♫

"And here we have some videotape of LBJ carousing drunkedly with a Jewish black man."

This is not the first time Drake has been shot down.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE NBA IS A FALSEFLAG LEAGUE. I MEAN CUM ONE!!!!!!!!!

Awkward, ambling, and ends in two poorly made points. Just like a Simmons post.

Scene: A grimy Long Island basement, where a raucous high school party is ensuing.

Rob Ford is built (to) like (a) rock.

Ask him if his refrigerator is running and if it is go find it and launch yourself in front of its path.

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.