Perhaps you left it in the basement.

Well, the flag was asking for it.

[shows self out]

[Petitgout smacks wife with pocketbook, shoves her out of car]

Pictured: A man that will not profit from the use of his own name.

A few Phillies fans from Germany actually started chanting "We Want Leiche" but they were so close to the mark that nobody in Citizens Bank Park wanted to correct them.

I thought the point of doing an iOS port is so that you can leave the house.

Interesting article, but is this really the place to discuss your opinion on Michael Turner?

I don't know about that Dom. If Kevin Hadsell would've implemented a one-and-done rule with his student athletes, he might still be employed.

I would never!

Ever consider dropping RAC from your name?

the amistad is a Fckin sweat box I feel like one of those fat crackers in Fanway park when they sit on there ass n drink water w/ a lemon wedge

BeTWIXt Your Thighs

Good boy! Here's a treat.

It certainly beats the bear party John Travolta invited me to.

Based on that criteria, they should try searching the Deadspin's grey comment threads.

"Old Maine screwed it up."

In your current statistical models, do you see a future in which Cowboys fans might shut the fuck up and not say "this is our year" every year or is that just me being a hopeless romantic?

[female rolls eyes]