Proud Graduite of The Richard Sherman Colledge of Grammer and Litterature

Being a that girl on Valentine's Day, Sally ended a date later that evening saying, "Don't touch my booty or I won't touch you. Don't touch my booty, that is NOT the thing to do."

Belichick would start the morning on the treadmill reading all of the 'clips' for the day...

"The Amazing", indeed.

Positively great.

[cums]

Realizing that she indeed has a type, Amanda Bynes decided to go on a date with a Baby Ruth candy bar.

[has idea to get the word out]

Did you copy this comment from Donovan McNabb's Twitter?

"You know nothing about winning, about sacrifice, and being a champion. You sit behind a desk and pick on people."

Mark Chmura: Walking the Halls of a High School "Impossible to Do Without Groping"

+100 lbs.

People are complaining about her using a derogatory term for a mentally challenged person, but I have to wonder: if Jahvid Best's CT scan technician can say it, why can't she?

Clarisse: Is it true that a long time ago, firemen used to put out fires and not burn books?

Let's see. An embarrassing, unfunny, episodic situation vaguely involving football and a guy with a Mexican name...

"Why is this news? I usually get my release before a failure to perform."

This is reminiscent of the time I followed my heart and joined the police squad, got partnered up with a neurotic black man, pissed off a washed up loser, and destroyed the last shred of Kevin Smith's credibility.

A professional athlete hasn't been sunned this hard since Korey Stringer.

Nice.

And on this day, George Michael encountered Deadspin after searching the web for young men who are identical in appearance with a particular love for the scrotum.