So my body is a $100 bill? Got it. You're an idiot.

I do my best to help out! My personal favorite "male opinions" GIF is probably this one, though:

See, here's the problem with that logic. Is what you brought up not a good idea? Of course. However, let's say that you have a friend. You and that friend both decide to test this idea by "walking around in the hood by yourself at night waving $100 bills around" separately, of course, to test this, just at…

"Should be able to identify potentially dangerous situations" whose job is it to teach them?

It's not the content, it's the tone. Women already know to be cautious, well, most women if someone has spoken to them frankly. Some shrug it off as though it will never happen to them, I did. It's easy in the abstract to give that advice, but to dumb it down in that manner goes beyond helpful into insulting. We…

"misbehavior" and "taking advantage", not to mention telling the women to just punch them in the nose... he's describing college men as, essentially, great big untrained dogs. If one of his dogs misbehaves, just get out a rolled up newspaper, I guess. If he tries to hump you or bite you, hey, you just need to be…

Seriously? Train yourself to tell the difference between a single and a double? So after we master that, do we move on to detecting tasteless and odorless date rape drugs, like some kind of superpowered police dog? How long will THAT take?

I am going to repost the salient portions of your comment and see if you can identify where your logic train derailed and ended up in Retardedville. See if you can follow this logic, asshole. " I walk through the 'hood by myself at night while in the possession of a pussy. I get raped. Was I a total moron for having…

For one, it implies that women can never get drunk and they need to be sober and on rape-watch all the time.

Yes! Misbehavior? Misbehavior is when my 6 year old refuses t put his toys away before bed. Taking advantage of a woman at a party because she is drunk and/or smaller than you is violence and criminal activity!

This one seems highly appropriate. Fuck this guy. I went to GWU while he was president, and he sucked then too. He was most famous for getting paid more than any other college president ever, at the time.

This one is pretty good.

They need to be in a position to punch the guys in the nose if they misbehave.

So rape = misbehaving? Got it. *walks out*

Of all the things said to cause rape, which one actually causes rape?

This gif is fantastic and very apropos.

Because what could go wrong when you punch someone larger than you in the nose after they get aggressive?

Anyone else find it weird that he differentiates between "daughters" and "children"?

Without making the victims responsible for what happens, one of the groups that have to be trained not to drink in excess are women. They need to be in a position to punch the guys in the nose if they misbehave.