Honestly, I’d prefer tall grass, but the problem is tall grass keeps critters around and even worse are the invasive plants that would flourish if I wasn’t cutting the grass and pulling them now that they are visible.

If I didn’t mow all May, the grass would be so long by June that it would be impossible to mow

I just want someone challenging Max each race. The dynamic would be really interesting at Redbull if the season gets near the end and they are still tight in the points.

PEREZ IS GONNA GET IT DONE THIS YEAR

Low riders have it covered.

Dude, just get a prenup if you’re worried about your “meager wife” taking half your money in a divorce.

Soooooo, Cummins swap? 

Normally I’d make some callous/sarcastic comment about bootstraps, but sheesh, this is bleak even for me.

Wait, there are 4 Tesla models? I had no idea there were 2 SUVs

Separating the WRX into its own model line never made sense to me...

As someone who hated the idea of NASCAR for so long, once I actually watched it, it was pretty cool. The one thing that bothers me is all the restarts, but I think to some people that’s the appeal, because they cause chaos every time.

I’m just hoping their end goal is to provide Ferrari with a solution to keep their F1 engines from exploding.

Proud boys and ultra orthodox rabbis working together is not something I had on my bingo card.

Killing someone over 50k split at least 4 ways - people are crazy....

But they were all of them deceived, for another Volvo was made. In the land of New York, with a supercharged 5.0L, Paul Newman forged in secret, a master volvo to control all others - for David Letterman!

It’s simple really - if you can’t afford two Porsches, you can’t afford one.

Pshhh, Tik Tok would never lead me astray. Epoxy and ramen can fix everything

It’S tHe StAcK’s FaUlT!!!!!