But that IS what happens. Literally EVERYTHING you just described has been confirmed a long time ago for GTA Online.

Thanks for making one of the dumbest similes I've ever heard. Good job.

No, there WAS a cheat code for Infinite Ammo in San Andreas.

This was probably one of the most useless comments on Kotaku. Good job.

You do realize that the cheats got saved on your phone on GTA IV, so you didn't have to enter them in every time, right?

Originally, they said that it was a brand-spanking new engine. Then they admitted that they lied and that it's actually just a "heavily modified" version of the same engine.

One week, actually.

Yeah, I was just about to comment on that.
I know this doesn't work anymore, but: #typos

Grand Theft Auto IV

Just sayin', one of the developers said that that video had the game running lower graphics settings than the current-gen consoles.

I'm just praying that they taped this panel.

I know I would.

LOL

The achievements say that there are "Rampages", sooooooo............

vita plz plexy plox

Wasn't there supposed to be a Tyler the Creator song in this game?

Well, there was a song in GTA IV that mentioned New York, so...... yeah.

I know. It was a joke. A joke that I failed.
cries in corner

So he doesn't own a car?