It’s got the right sound. My son asked me, “mom is that sexual.” He doesn’t really understand the concept, because he’s nine. I asked why and he said it sounds it. That R&B sound is sexy.

I am with my kids all day, every day from 7am to 7pm. I am not worried about “missing out” because I'm texting my brother while they play. I'm so sick of this crap. My mother wasn't staring at me the whole time I was growing up, and thank goodness for that. Who wants to sit and watch fucking soccer practice? We always…

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Okay, let me rephrase this: I don’t have kids but I have babysat plenty of children of all ages and none of them have ever been locked in a room alone for 12 hours ever at any age.

That is a really, REALLY extreme version of “sleep training.” And yeah, expecting an 8-week-old to go 12 hours without nursing or being changed seems nuts.

YALL ARE FUCKIN PANSIES IM GONNA ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT AND SLEEP TRAIN MY BABY SO HARD FUCK YEAH SLEEP IT TO IT!!!!

Eh, I don’t have a kid but 12 hours seems excessive. If a parent left their kid locked in the house alone for 12 hours that would be considered neglect. How is this any different?

I think asking an anxious new parent if they “have the guts” to take on a challenging parenting technique is, by definition, being an asshole. The only adequate response to any pediatrician who asks such a thing is, “No. I’m a pussy. Now show me some empirical evidence of what is best for my child.”

Oh, the big city I live in is New York - some places are all about getting wasted before noon (or actually, more like before 2pm) but most are still normal restaurants serving a meal a little breakfast and a little lunch, with mimosas and bloody mary's and also families. Depends on the neighborhood / establishment…

You work in the service industry: listening to screaming babies, taking orders, and cleaning toilets comes with the job. Ought folks be cool and take their kids outside if they get riled up out of a sense of public decency? Yes. Should they do it because you are hungover? No.

I say this as someone who served brunch at a high end restaurant for seven years—if you're too hungover to do your job lay off the fucking booze on Saturday night. It's not up to your patrons to pussyfoot around because you can't hold your alcohol.

Just a heads up, people 23 and over hate 21 year olds more than they hate babies.

I had the same response. ((Scratches head)). I keep reading "I want to get drunk and swear," and "Your baby kills my buzz," and "I don't want to hear baby voices." Seriously? These people posting seem more self-absorbed than my little ones. It's all about them. WTF?

Except, when did brunch become a non-family affair. In my mind, it's an odd thing to pair up with a bar. "Bar or concert"? Okay. But brunch? Last time I went for brunch, the table included family members from 18 months to 93 yrs of age, and all points in between.

Jesus, everyone, just be honest - you don't want to see me and my baby in public. Anywhere. Ever.

No! You can't take your baby to the bar! When I go to the bar I want to get drunk and say inappropriate things loudly and do some drugs in the bathroom and make out with strangers with questionable tattoos, and I don't want some baby staring at me with its doe eyes while I do that. Neither does anyone else who thought…

Yeah. I'm a little confused about this "No babies at brunch" thing. Maybe it's because I'm 30 and live in the south and lots of my friends have kids. But I see tons of people bringing babies to brunch. It's a baby-friendly time of day. Some people with young families I'd never see if it weren't for weekend brunches…

I don't think brunch is at the level of fanciness here that it must be elsewhere because I always think of brunch as a typical family thing. We do brunch every couple of weeks and there's always tons of kids. Wouldn't take my baby to a bar, but I would take them to a family-style pub.