Who the fuck flushes tampons? I don't understand how that seems like a good idea, being that they're designed to plug tubes, man! Wrap that shit up in TP and throw it away in your bathroom wastebasket, and make sure you have the kind of wastebasket with a lid. Fools! You people and the grown-ass adults who still…

Or lift the damn seat! We expect dudes to do it, squatters should to!

Can we also put an end to hovering and peeing all over the fucking toilet seat in public ladies rooms? There is nothing worse than walking into a public restroom to find someone else's piss all over the damn seat. You cannot get fucking herpes or AIDS or whatever it is you're afraid of from plopping your ass on the…

Okay, I have to be honest I had NO IDEA that anybody actually flushes these things down the toilet. Whenever I read the sings in public restrooms asking people not to flush sanitary goods I always wonder who would do such a thing. I think I just went through puberty knowing that you wrap it in the plastic of the next…

I was raised to understand that curse words were fine in our home, but out in the world they weren't. My mom made sure we knew that some people found certain words offensive but that she really didn't, and we learned the difference between cursing out of frustration (hurting yourself and saying "sonofabitch!") and…

Yeah, exactly. A women's tuxedo or equivalent = totally okay. A glittery jumpsuit thing = probably fugly, but arguably formal enough. Red skinny jeans = cute but not prom wear.

Which is surprising, given that your tits are dangerous.

When public school teachers hand out flyers promoting church sponsored activities, it should trouble everyone.

"What's that? You want a war on Easter? Oh, we'll give you a war on Easter. Don't you worry."

I say this as a Deist: The Jesus of Nazareth described in the Christian Bible is easily one-hundred times the man many of his most vociferous "followers" proclaim themselves to be—and would likely be embarrassed (if not enraged) by the antics of those who claim to act in his name.

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I say this as an atheist. I would have to assume that the Jesus most of Christianity professes to believe in is not going to be offended by a billboard. As far as the biblical story goes, that guy had TONS of people who hated him and spoke out against him and the dude didn't get his underwear all up in knots. He…

They're not. It's just trendy to hate babies and moms right now.

I guess I'm solidly in a minority, but I love baby and toddler pics in my FB feed. My sister does not post nearly enough of my niece who is 8 weeks old today. It's the best thing about FB.

You know what? I actually don't mind the baby pics. Most of my friends are pretty relaxed types, and it's more "hey guys, here's us all having fun on our first rock climb/digging in the garden... how are you?"

Either unfriend the people who's friendship means so little to you that you despise what they find meaningful and important, or stop complaining?

As someone child-free by choice, I have noticed that - shockingly - people who reproduce find it a generally joyous and entertaining event and want to share it with the world. If you get bothered by it, find it obnoxious, or distasteful, you either shouldn't be friends with that parent or you're a shitty friend to…

So glad I read this because I find myself more annoyed by people who moan about baby posts on Facebook than actual baby posts. I'm indifferent to babies but how hard is it to scroll or hide someone from your feed?!

LOOK UPON MY OFFSPRING AND WEEP.