The star of the last twenty minutes of this video is impeccable and inspiring. Do they give Emmys for rickroll videos?

Spoilers you say? You mean like how we know that Han, Lando, Chewie, and the Millenium Falcon all survive no matter what, and it’s likely that none of the other characters do or else they would have been in one of the original six movies, right?

His voice is the biggest distraction. Harrison Ford has such a distinct voice.

I don’t think I’ve ever been so early to one of these SNS posts before, wow!

Me: Defendants should not be able to negotiate monetary settlements with their accusers during the pendancy of their criminal case.

Hypebeast Pigeon is an Instagram Influencer.

What a coincidence, I just got my hair done in hypebeast pigeon!

Maybe jewel caterpillars

No one can contain the fabulousness that is peacock shrimp if they even tried.

Is this one of those pigeons that change color if you press on it?*

I’m way ahead of ya. I’ve been eating my feelings since the election!

Same. My instinct only works with cats.

Actually not a bad way to live out the Trump presidency. And I’m all for getting started on that extra layer of fat.

Well, it’s the same instinct that makes you want to care for that screaming, hairless apelet and advance the species, so there’s an evolutionary offset.

Zara isn’t merely a talented equestrian, she’s an Olympic silver medalist.

Zara Phillips is also a talented equestrian in the GB squad and is apparently a very good egg with a great sense of humour.

Trump’s daughters are uncomfortable around him? Can’t imagine why.

He wanted to abort her, so....

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.