The star of the last twenty minutes of this video is impeccable and inspiring. Do they give Emmys for rickroll videos?

I don’t think I’ve ever been so early to one of these SNS posts before, wow!

Me: Defendants should not be able to negotiate monetary settlements with their accusers during the pendancy of their criminal case.

Hypebeast Pigeon is an Instagram Influencer.

What a coincidence, I just got my hair done in hypebeast pigeon!

Maybe jewel caterpillars

No one can contain the fabulousness that is peacock shrimp if they even tried.

Is this one of those pigeons that change color if you press on it?*

I’m way ahead of ya. I’ve been eating my feelings since the election!

Same. My instinct only works with cats.

Actually not a bad way to live out the Trump presidency. And I’m all for getting started on that extra layer of fat.

Well, it’s the same instinct that makes you want to care for that screaming, hairless apelet and advance the species, so there’s an evolutionary offset.

Zara isn’t merely a talented equestrian, she’s an Olympic silver medalist.

Zara Phillips is also a talented equestrian in the GB squad and is apparently a very good egg with a great sense of humour.

Trump’s daughters are uncomfortable around him? Can’t imagine why.

He wanted to abort her, so....

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.

Ha! Dotardo resents Tiffany because her mother fled and took her daughter away from him before he had the chance to slobber and leer over her. If she had stayed close he’d be making the same nauseating comments about her that he does with the other one. Once he croaks and the estate is settled the stories that will…

And Jared Harris! I love a really good low key performance.