*UNdead.

Literally every time I think about them getting married alone under Niagara Falls, I get chills. Like right now. Or when they find out they’re pregnant in the ER. I love them so much it’s probably kind of unhealthy tbh.

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

Can you not just have an opinion without first needing to verify that others agree with you?

if by “we” you mean, you & the turd in your pocket, then “we” all agree.

I thought he was perfect for Jim.

Shush, she is perfectly happy here and will never want to leave. Hear that Chelsea? NEVER.

Your illustrator is too good for this place.

Sam Richardson is a true treasure.

“Aww, I got a rise out of her! Negative attention is better than no attention at all, and women’s feelings aren’t real anyways!!”

“I’m sorry you feel hurt by what I said(did)“

It’s unfortunate that the Weinsteins exist. The Dustin Hoffmans of the world can easily say, well, I’m no Harvey Weinstein. That’s not enough.

My favorite is when they think wanting to have sex with women = ergo they love/respect women

From E! News: A rep for Streep has told E! News that the 38-year-old article is not an “accurate rendering of that meeting. There was an offense and it is something for which Dustin apologized. And Meryl accepted that.”

This whole “This is not who I am” thing put forward by so many of these creeps is making me blind with rage. By definition, if you engaged in this behavior, it IS WHO YOU FUCKING ARE!

I don’t mind family style in some cases, but what’s the deal with the brother-in-law a) doing all of the ordering and, b) ordering far too little of it to satisfy anybody?? You do family style so you can crowd source that meal and have so much damn food that nobody can walk properly when they leave.

This was my take as well. Sociopaths all the way.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

and because Americans don’t consume beer and soda in the same way.