It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

Because it’s literally all he has. All his assets will go up in smoke when the Russians call in their markers (or they will be seized via RICO), his wife hates his fucking guts, his presidency has been an abject failure since Day 1, his eyesight and mental faculties are failing, and his election “win” is the only -…

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

1. I’m not watching this movie until I know for a fact that the dog does not die.

I’m about halfway through Senator Franken’s book (sadly, not up to the Cruz part) and it’s a damn delight as well as being smart as hell. I also like that he acknowledges the times he’s been wrong, like when he was presiding over the Senate and rolled his eyes at Mitch McConnell, who was speaking at the time…

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

To be fair, if my plane crashes and the only survivors are me and Idris Elba then I’m totally going to try to fuck him. Hell, I might try to fuck Kate Winslet too...I mean, if I’m probably going to die anyway then at least I’ll die having ticked that of my “to-do” list.

Holyshit I thought the same thing! XD It must just be the Look for a certain type of elderly maale charlatan.

But you also shouldn’t have taken the photo in the first place.

“I’ve lost a lot of that myself as well. We’ve had a lot of paparazzi involved in my family life,” she said. “I had my privacy taken away after I took someone else’s. I know the difference between right and wrong and I chose wrong,” she said.

She still keeps saying she shouldn’t have posted it publicly and that she meant it for a private conversation. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN THE PICTURE. She hasn’t learned a damn thing.

In a new interview with Good Morning America, Mathers admits that the experience taught her a lot about privacy,

“Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”

That’s awful. :(

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

Or they definitely know garbage when they see it.

He has willful ignorance down to an art form. He’s had so much practice his brain automatically filters out anything negative against him or his agenda.

I’m certain those parents who found the refusal to pose with Ryan disrespectful would be singing an entirely different tune if the kids wanted to forgo a photo op with Elizabeth Warren or Hilary Clinton. Just sayin’.

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?