I just wanna, you know, rescue it or something. Or hug it.

Poor sad whale :(

Better than just wasting it are cars, models, and blow I guess.

HE IS SO AMAZING OMG. Best part of the show.

Best lines thread? Some of my faves are:

I toggle between having "Pinot Noir, midsize car" and the theme song ("They're alive, damn it! It's a miracle!") playing in my head constantly.

THANK YOU.

THE GLORY HOLE

Barf

Re: the last screenshot-

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

She should have added 'PS - Fer fahks sake, go fahk yahhself'

Wrong.

I wanna be the meat in that sandwich!

"This guy is into some really freaky stuff," Leathers said. "He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend."

NO. FIGHT ME.

Is it wrong of me to want to get between that?

So I guess now's as good a time as any to get on my high horse about how selfish and unsustainable graves are.