That's how history will record it. The Buttsex Revolution. The victory celebration will be the greatest moment of the entire human experience.

Well I'm straight and butt sex has definitely got it's time and place in our house, normally when I'm drunk and ovulating.

Best thing I happened to see on Tumblr today:

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

Gay and Butch Otter!?! Too... many... jokes... brain... shutting down... can't stop laughing... extremities shaking... insides clenching... pants saturating... please send help... feels like... only words capable of coming out of my mouth. are.. GAY AND BUTCH OTTER!!

CANNOT BE REAL.

"18 Ways You Can Tell You're So Totally Jewish"

There truly is a stock photo for every occasion.

Except that pointing to his clear exploitation of young women (one of whom is also PoC) doesn't distract from or lessen the critique of his racism. We can denounce racism and sexism at the same time! (Crazy, I know!)

Do you think WOC are not POC somehow? Because it seems like several of the women he has been awful towards have been WOC.

I mean, after the fourth or fifth "begat" you kind of just skim.

Tea Party folks fap to it.

He's supposed to be a hypocritical, overprivileged little shit. I promise! I love that book.

It's not that I don't want Handler to take Craig's spot because she's a woman, I don't want Handler to take Craig's spot because she's not smart or funny.

Please, please go to Spain and have a long and happy life. In Spain.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

Yup plus he totally runs around in excitement.

I dug the excited, frantic clapping because I totally do that! I have to stop myself from clapping like a little kid when something exciting happens. I enjoy this grown man just embracing that urge.