Paging Dr. Goebbels.

Ew.

Swear to Jeebus I almost wrote it phonetically to get the CORRECT pronunciation. Thank you for the correction (you made me LOL).  

Ohhhh I bet you’re giving her parents way too much credit.

SCIENCE! (Always a strength of conservatives. See also, climate change — a myth promulgated by China!).

His toadies would line up to help him. I’m convinced that Kellyanne Conway is Serena Joy in the flesh.

Well, that synopsis was chilling. Probably because (as Stassa points out) that fiction is close enough to touch.

The boxing practice stuff is hilarious!

The chemistry is INSANE.

One of the many reasons their position and cause should instead be called “pro-birth.” They can’t give two shits about lives.

It’s bigot pablum.

Which cabinet position will she/he be appointed to come January?

With a little gold plated sign that says, “no fatties” (per Herr Cheeto’s preference).

Or just one invitation to go fuck herself.

You have Halloween candy left? I feel like this is a self-control humblebrag.

Add doofus to that list.

LBJ had a point when he said, “The difference between Liberals and cannibals, is that cannibals eat only their enemies.”

Maybe they can’t shut her down/harm her/stop her because THEIR code won’t let them.

I feel like they underlined this by Felix explaining to Maeve that he had been born. Oh, no honey pie. That fact/memory is just part of your code.

You’re doing the right thing and the best thing. You’re taking care of yourself. You’re absolutely right — keep being kind to yourself and then share that kindness with others.