My liege. Also, I’m down for a Queen Gilly. Wildling for the win, bitches.

I know just make groaning noises when the High Sparrow speaks. Or yell, just kill him! at the tv.

Even undead Uncle Benjen is a good* Uncle Benjen.

And an amazing voice ...

That’s a good lookin’ pig.

Ok.

Apparently you haven’t seen The Leftovers.

I find Lena Dunham to be unbelievably irritating and smug. Yet I laugh my ass off watching her show. That shit is hilarious!

That was my favorite part too.

I stand (shamefacedly) corrected.

Precisely. He also knows the best words so a Pulitzer should be on its way.

Thanks for that push into Vom-town.

Prepare the Dorothy Everton Smythe woman of the year award! This guy is a feminist hero! No groping = total credibility that you’re one classy, classy woman-respecting dude.

I’m pretty sure if average fans took turns hosting After the Thrones it would be at least a zillion bajillion times better. I tried to watch it but the second hand embarrassment got to me.

From your keyboard to Xenu’s (undoubtedly weird-looking) ear.

They’re definitely reducing the number of characters. She’s played some key roles. I think Davos isn’t going to suffer her presence after he learns about Shireen.

I loved that part. It was like, “Hey bitches, you killed Renly - my king. So I fucking executed Stannis your ‘king.’ Good luck with that bloodmagic evilness.” It would have even been better if she had been able to tell Davos ... “oh and by the way, Mel there roasted the lovely Shireen alive. K-bye.”

Hell, even Myrcella had to be the one with the guts to acknowledge “Hey Uncle-Dad, it’s okay you’re my Uncle-Dad. You know, because of sleeping with Mom who’s your sister.”

Yeah. Rugged ginger > floppy-haired sister-fucker. All day.

Stab him repeatedly with that smug little mockingbird pin.