At least you’ve given it considerable thought. I went with loose ones this morning as I am wearing fairly tight leggings and their lycra is picking up the slack so to speak. I’m soooooo put together.

Which ones do you like more? The ones that cut into your flesh/produce muffin top or the ones that are initially more comfortable but also slide down your ass?

Statistically insignificant change.

I’m going to be gross ... it’s like it pulls the damn pimple goo etc. up and out. Magic! Or some kind of clay properties ... I don’t know.

Mmm ... this was Howard Zinn-y.

Also, making pizza dough isn’t rocket science.

This was perfect. Also, “you nasties!” is about to become part of my vocabulary.

I can picture Jessa wearing it on an episode of Girls.

Bayonets even. Same principle.

I know! So hot! It would have been so great if he became less dickish and got to hold the baby! I love when Rick holds the baby! While brandishing a gun ...

She's working it for sure.

They’re all looking at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I also live in Western MA. It’s a nice liberal haven bubble with strong public education (for those who live in the more wealthy municipalities and school districts) but be aware, the crazy, the bigoted, and the nasty live here too. It’s super easy to look past the discrimination (religiously based or otherwise), but…

He looks like Justin Theroux with a mullet.

Is this real life?

Sorry this was confusing ... I meant gay but I think the fun vampirism could be extended to autistic folks. Or maybe lgbtq and/or autistic folks pass it on with mind melding or something. I'm just spitballing here. I'm trying to generate agenda items for the next meeting of Big Gay.

No, we have to bite you on the neck first.

An imaginary hamster!

It pairs well with wine.

This. It’s possible you’ve developed in a way that doesn’t jive with the dynamics that ruled these friendships. Also - introspection is admirable.