What if you fall in love 36 Chambers style?

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Somehow it will be about Jesus. Darren loves him some Jesus.

The only cat calls I accept.

Just as an aside, I’ve always heard that line as “New York! I’ve become a wintry tomato!”

Black Widow isn’t portrayed particularly progressively or interestingly in the film.

My brother gets really annoyed when people ask if he’s babysitting his kids. Of course he bloody isn’t, they are his sodding children he’s parenting, now when I have them it’s babysitting.

Real talk, I have this talk with all my sex partners.

It’s not irrelevant. Nigeria has a very proud tradition of oral story-telling, and they are pretty damn good at it, because it’s a thing they grow up doing for entertainment, given that internet, cable and publishing over there wasn’t very reliable until recently. Having heard several respected storytellers come…

Ding.

Because it adds in how his accent and gesturing would have made his already amusing discourse even better?

A couple of years ago, I went with a colleague to a Chinese restaurant that had just opened in town. I really fancied this guy and I wanted to impress him with some really good, authentic Chinese food. The restaurant didn’t disappoint me but he was left pretty pissed off. Not at the food, but at himself.

Howzabout, “learn to pronounce it correctly, or you’re never getting Chipotle’d again.”

Oh Lord. This reminds me of when my mother came to visit me and my husband. We were talking about food and she said “your dad and I are foodies, we love trying new restaurants.”

And I kept olives in my locker in high school.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

“I don’t use my biggest words in our conversation” I just shot oatmeal from my nose.

This is where friends come in. My husband is great in so many, many ways and I can’t imagine life without him. He gets about 10% of my references. I don’t use my biggest words in our conversations. Eh, I’ve got friends and the internet for that. We can’t expect one person to meet all of our needs. I’m glad I have a…