There is no way to trick someone into performing a sex act they don't like. I personally love giving blow jobs but hate receiving oral sex. So many partners have told me, "Oh, no, you just haven't had ME! You haven't had someone who does it well!"

Yes, I'm thinking that if he is Darth Maul, then we all think he's really awesome and has great potential but gets cut down too soon.

I might be splitting hairs here, but isn't Bieber more of a Jar Jar than a Darth Maul? The kids might think he's cute, and he's not an entirely ineffective clown, but he's still the bane of our collective existence.