“Do you actually want a muscle car with wide tires and 797 horsepower?” the very serious person asks

Literally no one cares about your pizza opinions

It looks like a shitting dog in side view.

CP

I’m not calling you stupid, but stupid is still stupid even if stupider exists.

Further proof that Jeopardy champs aren’t necessarily all that intelligent.

I like oddities, too! That’s not the problem here. I’m just sort of sick of the hyper-luxo stupid stuff. Give me cheap stupid stuff all day, though.

Well, you know what to do.

That’s painfully slow.

....reaching a maximum speed of 15 mph.

The ‘character’ part is very key. I drive deathtraps, but only deathtraps with character.

Dammit!

No it ain’t. Cosworth motor, then maybe.

When people swing out the opposite way to make a turn. You aren’t towing a trailer, and you’re coming into my lane. Fuck off.

s2000 will go up in value,,, fist will drop... if you can afford an s2000 next get that before they become unobtanium

What’s most impressive about this is the fact that it has “only” 500hp and literally zero torque. Porsche really outdid themselves here.

Wow. Flat out through falaffle...

GRC always felt like a made-for-tv spectacle to me. Tried watching a few years ago but hearing the commentary crew of dude bro’s who had no idea how a car worked killed it for me.

In 12 years all porsches are classics right?

Yeah, but I think Aston’s look so much better...