Call me sensitive, but that video made me a bit misty-eyed. This feel-good shit gets to me. Where are my 10 hour long burnouts and 8 million horsepower station wagons?

He didn't even have the common decency to do this shit at DFW, instead?

I think this is the first (probably the last) time I'll ever agree with you and say that it'd be even better if it were "rollin' coal."

With the curves as banked as they are, and the loops being elevation changes, essentialy, I'd say you probably wouldn't be needing to shift down into second gear at all. As far as twisty tracks go, I'd give this a 2/10. As far as exciting to watch, I'd give it a 9.5/10.

I wish Alex Roy would call me up, and take me out to lunch. I admire that man far more than I should.

4.) Lotus Elan

Those skid marks at :29 are like a piece of artwork.

"Man, these multilevel parking structures are getting harder to navigate."

Why a Rapide?

Reminds me of this 914/6 that had been given the GT3 Cup Car treatment.:

Champion Raceway, Medford Oregon

That is absolutely terrifying.

I like my idea better...except for the turret one, that sounds awesome.

Missile launchers?

Dat clearance.

It's a vintage bus hitting a massive jump in the middle of the desert and crash landing on top of an outdoor AC unit to show the machine's toughness. Why aren't car ads this cool?

And don't even get me started on that 3-speed trans! What amazing tech!

Just cut him off, and he'll take care of it for you. No need to pay him, even. You'll just be stuck peeling a sticker off your window.

Nothing an angle grinder can't fix, right?

For that kind of money, I'd rather get a Panamera (or a 911, if you're not into the whole sedan thing), or for a couple extra bucks, a Nissan GT-R