Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

I agree with everything, except for the bit about soda. It's nothing to panic over, certainly, but all the evidence points to the fact that soda is just plain bad for you. And as for the question posited in the excerpt from Slate, "Would drinking less soda make everyone healthier?", I think the answer is pretty…

I think the LaFerrarivan is available as a conversion van. With Captain's chairs!

Nearly had a heart attack when I saw the first two, followed by a wave of relief as I scrolled down. Good one, Jalopnik.

I was really excited when I saw this, because I keep hoping for something that does this right...but I'm a bit disappointed. There doesn't seem to be much to this so far. A couple of battles (where the 'battle' is you press a button and either win or lose), buying some items in a shop, and quests that all seemed to be…