“The damage to regular people by hurricanes has increased greatly during obama’s presidency. When are we going to get a strong leader to go into these communities, like I did as mayor, and crack down on these hurricanes?”

Watching the cognitive dissonance hit him face-first is a thing of wonder.

It’s literally impossible to keep track of all the hypocrisies at this point. The books written about this election will have separate volumes of footnotes. Some screenwriter is going to have an anyeurism in Starbucks trying to unpack all this three months from now.

Gollumiani is still out searching for the One Ring.

Best scenario: Someone asks that during the debate tonight.

Boat’s parked because of the hurricane.

Why is Ghouliani appearing on Meet The Press, shouldn’t he be haunting a opera house somewhere?

LOGIC’D! I love how he BSODs right after.

Has anyone asked Giuliani about Trump doubling down on his Central Park 5 truthering? Let’s not let that insanity get lost in the chaos. Since Rudy is making the rounds, someone better bring it up.

Dear Trump Apologists,

The sick image of him and Ailes walking down the hallway, high-fiving with one and “pussy grabbing” with the other is causing me to puke.

Why men think they should talk to OTHER men about their shitty attitude towards women always astounds me. “We have a problem with women not liking us! Let’s all get together in our boy’s club and try to figure out why.”

You forgot to mention the barbecued fetus they are serving, dipshit.

My god, the cocaine is probably flowing like wine at Clinton HQ this weekend.

The trump campaign hired Sontaran body guards apparently.

Yeah, Trump isn’t the problem. The shockingly high number of people who think Trump should be president is.

Now we know why Mike Tyson supports him. He was convicted of politically correcting all over some unconsenting woman

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

maybe we should accept the fact that he’s an actual presidential candidate with terrifyingly large amount of supporters who will back him no matter what