If Big Don was my father, I would be reveling in whatever distance and negligence experienced in my relationship with him. A place at the table with those creatures is something worth forfeiting. His cash should be enough. If there’s cash.

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

Not to mention the blessing of a big fat check from The Cheetoh every month, I reckon. That’s not exactly doing it on her own.

This is exactly what I think happened. What I don’t understand is why Tiffany even took part at the convention. She didn’t have a single intimate, personal anecdote to tell!

Aka -she never got molested by Donald.

Children usually have to pay for their parents mistakes. It sucks that she’s doing it so publicly.

The folks at the debate party I went to voted Tiffany “Trump child most likely to still be a registered Democrat/over all this.” Based on her instagram feed it seems like she’s doing the bare minimum for the campaign and just wants to get back to her life.

I could’ve written that. And I forgot Tiffany existed until this election.

I am no Judge Kara, but I would argue that in the context of an article Marla knew would focus on Tiffany and the relationship with Trump, this is totally shade.

For me, it is beside this very article. :(

All that’s missing is “Stay sweet! Don’t ever change!”

A teacher who’s class that particular student transferred out from in the third week of semester one. “Well sure I’ll sign your yearbook! Now how is it your name is spelled again?”

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

My baseless theory about her parents is that Trump never really loved her mother nor meant for it to be a serious relationship. She was just a “side piece” to him and Ivana found out and got really, publicly angry and he felt boxed into marrying Marla just to spite Ivana for standing up to him. And that’s why Tiffany…

Tiffany,

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

Or, as John Oliver put it: “featuring all of Donald Trump’s favorite family members, and Tiffany.”

I got the impression that the rest of the family thinks she doesn’t really “count” and that trying to give her visibility is a way to defend themselves from criticism stemming from treating her differently than the other 3 older kids. Her presence at the RNC seemed contrived and as if she was being trotted out there…

“Tiffany is a tremendous young woman with a big and beautiful heart. She was always a great student and a very popular person no matter where she went. I am incredibly proud of Tiffany and how well she has done. — DJT.”

Part of me hopes she just wants to stay out of this whole thing. The “pull” of being supportive of a family member (even if he’s super gross) is quite strong but I’m thinking the “push” of having minimal association with this disgusting mess is probably super strong, as well.