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Yes, absolutely.

i don’t know. CBS has neutered him somewhat. i’ve watched some of the new stuff and i find myself a bit bored. Sam Bee and John Oliver I think may give us more of the winning feint.

YES, STEPHEN, YES.

Maybe they remembered him by sight as that nice conservative guy with the talk show on that devil comedy channel? I mean... he fooled some people, it makes sense they would be in charge of security at the RNC.

Oh man he just stole all the thunder for the night. It’s all anyone will care about.

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.

Man, I am officially old at the ripe old age of 25, because I had no fucking clue who he was supposed to be dressed up as. Kids these days and their “Hunger Games” and low-slung pants and walking on my lawn...

So he shot at people who just happened to be parked in front of his house.... So why should people have guns again? They weren’t even on his property and he started open firing at people. Funny how two people were together, they were parked, they weren’t playing while driving, they were aware of their surroundings,

Also, yesterday, a certain person who had been slated to speak early during the DNC has mysteriously disappeared from the speaker list. Also, VP nominees don’t speak early at conventions. Not confirmation of anything, mind you, but, OMFG!

In other news, Clinton has pledged to get an amendment to end Citizen’s United in the first 30 days in office. Since she’s cautious usually, I’m going to guess this one is entirely possible.

Blunder Twin powers, activate!

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

I love that his proof is that two thirds of smokers don’t die from smoking related diseases. I’m sorry, is there another habit I can pick up that has over a 30% chance of killing me? I guess alcohol if I take it really seriously.

I’m afraid it’s a) 2000 and b) tobacco.

Don’t forget their duel power of misogyny!

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

Please tell me that a) that quote is from 1963 or b) he’s talking about smoking pot.

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.