I can see it now. Your in the middle of a board meeting, when a sudden piercing scream emits from your phone. You excuse yourself, while everyone looks at you oddly, as you awkwardly leave the room.

It means 'social justice warrior,' which mind-bogglingly backwards people think is a slur. They use it as an insult for people who oppose bullying and harassment.

You think the self-evident implications of social justice are negative. You're a cartoon villain, shaking your fist at the good guys.

What's an SJW?

Sorry, Alan, but I must disagree with your sentiment. I think it's the most scary thing to come out of yesterday's conference.

Yeah, I mean, why would anyone actually read a literary novel, or watch a serious film, or read nonfiction? Those are all such dumb, dumb things to do.

You fucking tell that to my wife Claire. She died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail so our kids might have a better life on the West Coast.

I always get mad when people think that the Middle Ages = Fantasy.

For some reason, people believe dragons, wizards and elves existed during the Medieval period, I blame Tolkien and modern fantasy for creating that perception.

Whenever you talk about the middle ages, you get comments like that "oh with dragons?"

Are you even legally allowed to have a medieval RPG without a fireball spell?

YEAH! Let's go SERFing!

Great! Peasant simulator 2015!

Ever play Destiny?

Better Scarecrow than that worthless idiot Deadshot. WB was so hellbent on making Suicide Squad into a "thing" that they forced Deadshot into two Arkham games in a row despite his entire character being "guy who shoots things" and his relationship with Batman being about as nuanced and interesting to watch as an old…

Man this dude's an asshat. He just mingled his words around a bit to make the other person seem wrong.

You're getting a decent JP game this summer: Lego Jurassic World.

An interesting follow-up to The Walking Dead, and a game that I didn't love at first, but which grew on me. But what kinds of technical problems did people have with it?

Why should they spend more money debugging their games, when everyone is just buying them anyway, and when they're constantly getting awards, nominations, and great reviews? Start giving them bad reviews, stop giving them awards, and stop buying the games until they start to turn around. Otherwise, there's no real…

Rule #1: Don't fucking buy any of that snake oil, unless your doc explicitly prescribes a specific product (and even than you should get a second medical opinion). They don't work anyway in most cases. You get all your oh so important vitamins from eating an apple and a salad or other plant stuff lots of people eat…

leave it to the PA guys to muck up a good thing. Heyo!