Some other accusations/confessions/convictions.

I feel like we need translators for what these people actually say.

My FIL used to moonlight at a liquor store when the real estate market was slow, and when she was a kid my wife would sometimes hang out there with him. One time some guys in their late teens or early 20s came in and chatted up my FIL as if they were old pals, with my FIL asking how they were doing now and what they…

“Be ready to kick and pick up a chair and hit somebody with it.”

Speaking as someone from Canada, I would have a reallllly hard time calling his face the “Most punchable”. I can think of atleassst.. half a dozen other politicians in government who are far more worthy of that title for the things that come out of their mouths on a regular basis. There’s a certain politician from New…

Once again, the stupidity of this thing never ceases to amaze me. Somehow... the person who managed to talk Pence into the obvious fact he doesn’t have the power to overturn an election was Dan Quayle. DAN- I famously misspelled potato - QUAYLE!

Britney Spears and Colin Farrell were a thing???

“Black Boys on Mopeds” was (and still is) such a powerful song, and so unlike anything that a “pop star” might put out at that time.  Hope she finds peace in the next life.

This one really hurts. I knew Sinéad very very briefly during secondary school (she was a few years ahead of me). I remember being in awe of her and a bit afraid of her and amazed at her talent all at the same time. Even then, we all knew she had ‘something’. Go back and listen to Lion & the Cobra; when you do,…

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

And undoubtedly were stnading in the way of other fans. 

This picture isn’t a selfie. It’s a bunch of people standing up in the middle of a show, blocking an aisle (even if a lounge setup, I’m pretty sure people have seats) with a bright enough flash to illuminate them when backlit by the stage. It also looks like the kind of situation where people take multiple pictures in…

After seeing the picture, I’m on Team Miranda here. Get to the concert early, have the champagne delivered, and take your group photo before the artist comes on stage. Later, during the concert, maybe a quick snap of her (preferably between songs) to show how close your view was. After that, put the fucking phone away…

Agreed. Consider me a new fan.

come on. this is not a selfie, it’s an orchestrated group photo in which they clearly used flash, a big no no. secondly, as a music photographer based in Nashville who, while trying to do my job during the thousands of shows I’ve shot, I’ve constantly been stopped and bothered by these drunk white people insisting I…

1. That’s not a selfie. I know English is an evolving language but that’s not a fucking selfie, otherwise any goddamn photo with a face on it is a selfie.

“Fans” are the worst.

Uhh, they’re clearly right in front of Lambert in the first row. I can’t imagine how distracting that would be mid-song and she was 100% in the right to call them out. Not that the message appears to have landed.

The writing on Jezebel is so bad and so shallow that it’s a shock when something is actually good: this is not that. There’s nothing wrong with a man avoiding a town he dislikes and basing his home elsewhere, or-uh-an English person wanting to live in England. But what can you expect of a woman who seems to believe…

Honestly, the main lesson here is that you NEVER tell the medical professionals that you took Mifi. There is no way to detect the presence of Mifi in your system. If you are concerned after a self-managed abortion, you just need to say that you are bleeding and you think you may have been pregnant.
I say this as a…