Man, she really went all in on pretending to be Spanish with those kids' names.

Jesus, this writing. I came in here to make a pretty milquetoast reaction I had already written in my head (“I’m not exactly an Alec Baldwin fan, but the man has been through some shit, so I’ll give him a pass on this.”). But this kind of column on an easily made mistake (he has seven children under ten and an adult…

...circumstances beyond his control have transpired which have resulted in Mr. Costner having to participate in a dissolution of marriage action...

The Carrie Fisher item is wrong. Billie was talking about her aunts and uncle, Carrie’s siblings, not Billie’s own. Billie herself is an only child as far as I know. 

That’s not what she’s saying though? She’s saying she didn’t feel the same emotional connection to him that she did to Brad, not “eh, he’s fine but he doesn’t try.” 

I think in this case she literally (heh) meant that his technique was excellent, and she would have liked it a lot more if she cared more about him. Which is fine, and a pretty good explanation for J-Lo taking him back.

Affleck the actor, eh, take him or leave him. Affleck the writer/director however, very talented.

Elizabeth Banks, Geena Davis, Uma Thurman, Marcia Cross, Jennifer Coolidge, Madeline Kahn, oh and Bette Davis... I think they all have had influence on style.

Not to mention that he clearly views himself as the victim. This was all extremely familiar and quite difficult to watch.

It’s worth adding that the references to gloves and the dogs in the video are about her reluctance to give the dogs their medication, because it has a warning that pregnant women should not handle it.

Who could have guessed that a dude who made a whole career out of complaining about women would make a crappy husband

I was reading a bit about Crowder’s divorce. While the his wife was pregnant he chose to get an elective surgery, so that while he was recuperating. he would miss the birth of his twins. Then after recuperating, he moved out the family home and retained a divorce lawyer. When the wife found out she filed for divorce…

Succession spoilers! Aubery Plaza EVERYTHING! AI written reviews!  

He’s said that Barry is a fairly therapeutic character for him because he was in terrible mental shape during his tenure at SNL and that time informed the series. He’s said that the show’s main concept of “how come this thing you are so good at brings you so much pain” was pretty much him during the peak of his fame.

so you’re telling me closet organizer is not a legit job?

This is why I aim for the farthest parking space possible. Nobody wants those, and I never have to fight for it. They’re all too busy fighting to save 5 minutes of walking. I’d rather have the exercise and less stress. 

Maybe I was skeptical, I’d never bought into the “just add man/spouse” mindset. I wasn’t keen on the stress of trying to wrangle/negotiate/coordinate people either, since our families are hours away.

When I was shopping, the vibe I got from David’s reviews was they were rude, overpriced, and shady in selling your…

I used to do things on like that on the rare occasion that I needed to, now I’m afraid to get shot so I just let everyone else take the parking spot/lane spot/drive-thru line spot

David’s Bridal is known for giving out the info of customers to local Mary Kay consultants. Buy an overpriced and poorly made dress with the extra bonus of getting harassed by a pyramid scheme.