Conspicuous consumption undoes whatever sexy quality this could have, and im gay af.

Why are you bringing up Morbius right now? 

My mom and I are both big Hallmark watchers and she is OBSESSED with Lacey Chabert’s movies, it’s adorable. We were very excited to see that she’ll be with Hallmark for at least another two years doing big things. Silly, but it just makes me smile to think about how happy it makes my mom :)

I had a young patient years ago who fell off her bike down into a shallow dry creek bed, and came in to be assessed because her friends “made her go” She looked pretty good despite the fall. Her initial scans were negative, her surface wounds were treated and three hours later she looked good to go but as I was going…

My point isn't to defend Khloe Kardashian, but to empathize with hating her physical self so thoroughly that she has changed EVERY part of her body. She was "the fat one", "ugly", etc., and that's a fucked up position for *anyone* to be in. 

I totally remember when Drew Barrymore dated Luke Wilson. And they both starred in that movie where Drew played a pregnant fast food worker.

sir this is a Wendy’s

I don’t love that the Phoenix Act is being called ERW’s “pet cause”.

The grossest thing I have found in googling these two is that all of Hader’s daughters have names that begin with ‘H’.

Because his uncanny Alan Alda impression adds about 30 years to his perceived age.  Like he’s automatically a cast member of Mash from the 1970's based on the accuracy of that impression.

“Pamela Anderson called it quits with her fourth husband this week”

Demi uses they/them pronouns. You can dislike someone without misgendering them.

I think Bill seems older because he frequently plays more aged characters and has an “old Hollywood” type of  voice.

I bought myself a Lego treehouse for my 41st birthday (which is tomorrow)

I was just thinking yesterday how I’d pay good money for a ‘The Good Place’ Lego set. Give Chidi a pot of Peeps chilli, Eleanor a Margarita glass, Jason a little Molotov cocktail, and make Tahani’s minifig legs taller than the average. Set it in the town square, complete with froyo shops.

Speaking of, I got this for Christmas this year, which pretty much fulfills the dreams of a much younger igotlickfootagain:

No dog in any of these fights but leave that man Pete alone. As far as I know he’s kept away from the kind of drama that makes your average Hollywood or Hollywood-adjacent star a shitty fucking person, and I’ve heard him open up about real topics in a meaningful/insightful way. Frankly his candid discussions about…

If Pete hosts the Oscars and we get to see Kanye rush the stage, it’ll be worth it.

I’m astonished there hasn’t been any coverage of Prince Andrew getting stripped of his military titles and HRH styling!

Part of what made Momoa so hot was being committed to an older woman.  He has lost at least 20% of his hotness because it really made up for him being such a bro/himbo.