Sean Penn’s wife Leila George files for divorce after 1 year of marriage (via Page Six)

Sure. But at the Page Six link in the Thursday Dirt Bag:

I thought I was so old, there was a new celeb Eve? No, it’s the same Eve, and she’s 42 and having her first baby. Mazel tov, Eve & Eve’s longtime love, “British businessman husband, Maximillion Cooper.” (I like Bossip’s phrasing; finding a kind man working in the British-husband business has long been a goal of mine.)

Right? She’s a professional, goddammit.

“Bill Clinton’s got a UTI and now you can sit there and think about exactly how this situation came to fruition.”

You are brilliant.

I thought we were talking about the antisocial behaviors of the real-life people, not necessarily the characters they may have created.

Nicole Holofcener was a draw.

Damon, recently, for that slur; Affleck, for a while now, for groping?

Fallon apologized for appearing in blackface, and he may have been one of white male SNL castmates who harassed Maya Rudolph about her hair? My main point is that for a late-night host, he’s a terrible interviewer. I have no idea what’s driving Kimmel’s upward trajectory — but his peers making him look good by…

Maybe you were “playing your role” correctly, in recognizing Natalia and seeing the person she was meeting that evening. You might have served as a safety measure. If your greeting had negatively impacted her work, she could’ve picked a different regular meeting spot for clients picking the fantasy-girlfriend…

His dead-eyed thing worked weirdly well in Shakespeare in Love, too.

See also Affleck’s ‘90s work with Linklater and Smith.

I agree.

Misread that as “He could be a talking jug of weed killer” - am the richer for it.

Where is Del Rey in relation to Lohan on that bag pic? Seated, in blue plaid shirt with black vest?

Jimmy Fallon makes Jimmy Kimmel seem like he’s got gravitas fairly seeping from every pore.

There’s a 16-year age difference between Gyllenhaal, 40, and his recently-publicized, “very mature for her age” long-time girlfriend, Jeanne Cadieu, so he bobbled out a story about his attraction to the perennially-popular ‘older woman’ he once worked with (Aniston was, what, 32 to his 20 during the filming of “The…

From what I’ve seen, after your “win,” you serially manufacture small crises for your prize to solve. These “alpha males” have to regularly “white-knight” to feel they’re in control and dominant in the relationship.

Wang had a piece in The New Republic last month: