She is the “real FLOTUS”,not the Transylvanian Stamford wife currently pretending to hold the position between naps, Boris and hits of Valium

ITS IN THE SAME ROOM!!!! ITS SO AMAZING!

Don’t talk about women that way.

Saw it this weekend in the new spot. The line for viewing was just as long for Michelle as it was for Barack. Also, it’s more amazing in person. If you come to DC, do yourself a favor and witness it

Pancakes. He made pancakes.

Best F(r)iends 2: Sesteric Wiseauloo

“Only two volumes? Why not three?”

I’m sure he’s got executive producer credits on this. He will get his ass in this

I did naat hit her. I did naat. Oh hai Ma(r)k.

Very well-made trailer, imo. God, I’m gonna end up watching this, aren’t I?

Am I suggesting that a vastly white Olympic contingent voted for a white athlete instead of the black athlete because they’re openly racist? No.

A far more qualified black athlete lost out to a far less qualified white athlete. And people are saying he’s a bad sport about it?

One of these athletes has never one at the Olympics the other has.

I’m sorry to hear that the movement has made you anxious. It shouldn’t! But it’s OK if it makes you rethink the way you do things. I think reflection is a good outcome if you are already trying to be feminist. We all make mistakes from time to time, but as long as we try to be better today than we were yesterday,…

I mean...I was under the impression that you can interact romantically with another person without harassing or assaulting them. I was sure that it had happened to me several times in my life, but maybe I was wrong?

This is fucking amazing to read. I legitimately love it and simultaneously do not understand it.

And high pants

Y’all already published the “Tee hee! I’ve never heard of Star Wars!” article when the last one came out.

I love this story. It make me so happy to hear that an 8 year old got a turntable and likes to crate dig!

I thought that was a fun, happy song until I stopped and actually listened to the lyrics one day. Man, is that song a gut punch. The following lines always kill me: