Well, that’s what happens when you say things that are pedantic and vaguely insulting instead of relevant. What does it matter if those involved were students/faculty or not? At worse, you’re minimizing the crime (school shooting must be worse then other things, but let’s not say it’s *that* bad yet - we need more…

I also think that if they could get him to admit guilt to something - anything, that that would keep him from suing the police department in civil court.

Yup, full stop. Can we just apply Occam’s razor to this bitch already? Get rid of guns. If people start killing each other with chainsaws, or humming birds, or fucking pencils next, I’ll be the first to say ‘get the fuck rid of them too’. Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick, fuck me running, and shalamalamadingdong, stop…

“Beat Ole Piss? You can’t.”

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

The sexual proclivities of the tea party/Christian hypocrites would be a lot more hilarious if they didn’t want to legislate the most intimate details of everyone else’s lives.

A rebuttal:

the NFL’s business model is no longer sport, it is sport’s narrative. Makes sense considering as a sport, it is trash anyway.

If I were a coach in this situation, I would have pulled my players from the field and refused to call another play until the headsets were fixed. This is a live televised game. The NFL would be embarrassed to sh-t getting caught on live TV offering up a game with sh-tty technology in use. And the Patriots ownership…

It’s not the crime that’s the story, it’s the cover-up. If you were not so investing in your totally cool HOT TAKE you would see that. As with the ball pressure crap, the NFL/Goodell took a minor rules issue and turned it into this gigantic conspiracy instead of dealing with it in a rational and systematic way.

But Rockefeller’s wealth gave him more access to chicks than any of us have today.

Boateng: *thanks German teammates for being stacked*

2000 called and said get some new fucking jokes

Just as good as the other identical companies except with unlimited data?

Attempting that routine would kill Dwyane Wade.

They considered him at first, but he missed the cut.

Doing it the Write-off Way.

The extra zeroes at the end doesn’t mean this isn’t the same as every other story where rich rentiers collude with one another to steal money from the people performing the actual work. It’s increasingly the story of contemporary American labor, just more vivid because it involves celebrities instead of nobodies like…