erthurlow
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It’s possible she’s forgiven him. I’ve written before about my best friend whose husband walked out when she was 9 months pregnant and already had a not quite 2 year old. At the time it was the end of the world, I actually had a serious talk with her 75 year old father about paying someone to rough him up. Fast

Our family tradition at Christmas is to go out Christmas Eve for lunch at a greasy spoon, be polite to the server, and leave a $100 tip in cash. It’s kind of selfish, actually— we all get to feel super altruistic, and we race to get out before the server finds the cash and feels like they need to thank us.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

Or his campaign will end up going straight down the toilet, which is where Santorum usually goes.

I’m not usually allowed to go to Michael’s without adult supervision (I have a yarn problem), but I might just sneak in and see what’s what.

If states can pass laws forcing actually LICENSED MEDICAL doctors to tell their patients about non-abortive options and tell them all about the fetus and show them a goddamn picture even when they specifically don’t want to know/hear/see because “women deserve to be informed,” then there’s no reason that these

“at minimum... unconstitutionally compels (the clinics) to speak messages that they have not chosen, with which they do not agree, and that distract, and detract from, the messages they have chosen to speak.”

For court of public opinion: maybe a court order making them release a big “We knowingly lied about PP” statement that talks about the good PP does for people. With the “we knowingly lied” bit front and center without qualifiers. It’d be their just deserts

Wait... so this is a different couple of Republican state legislators cheating with each other, suggesting it’s all just a political ploy by the other guys and finally admiting their guilt when their colleagues are like, “Guys. Give it up. We allllll know.”?

Freedom halo ftw.

Thank you for sharing. What happened to me showed me the tough as nails girl I thought I was, who could take on anyone, wasn't true. And while through his drunken haze he realized what he was doing and stopped, I was forever changed. I didn't tell anyone at the time because I didn't want to be the one responsible for

The thought of cops pulling people over for running a stop sign, (which, let’s be real, was more like a lack of a complete stop, and driving while black) is insane.

I know this sounds pathetic, but I actually had to unclench my teeth while reading this. We had some frighteningly, horrible neighbors for about two years. I won’t bore you with the details, but they would start their awfulness around 11pm and it would last until around 6am in the morning. Every day, day after day.

not even God can help you with that

Team Cat has no fucks to give about a sad dog story. They were mildly interested in the bit about bed as beds are good places to sleep, but that got boring so after a few seconds clawing something expensive, they went to sleep on the thing that shows up cat hairs the most.

NO ABORTIONS FOR ANYONE EVER except my 16-year-old daughter, but really it was only that one time, and it’s not like she’s a evil communist birth control-guzzling whore like all those other people who get abortions. BUT NO ABORTIONS FOR ANYONE ELSE, BECAUSE ABORTION IS ALWAYS WRONG except for when it’s somehow in my