Everyone is just jealous that I average 3 kills a match. Not every player has the the skills to shoot blindly while spinning in circles when backed into a corner.

Instead of playing off the fall, which appeared to be a result of Trainor tripping in her heels

What a strange vapid little song. Is it satire? I really can't tell.

“Gah...ACH!” is the catchiest song of Meghan’s career! It should debut at the top of the Hot 100 next week!

the gif is good, but what made me lol is the audio. “gah.. ACH!”

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

But that’s just it this is Souls not BB. You completely miss the point. Heavy armor is supposed to do something but right now there’s almost 0 reason to ever wear heavy armor. Absorption is mediocre at best and more often not worth the extra weight.

Bloodborne did not have this problem as there was no equipment load…

So basically, “Despite the solid proof that the stat is literally turned off in our game’s files, we totally aren’t messing anything up, and we just decided to throw in a bunch of items to boost a stat that doesn’t exist. We think ‘hyperarmor’ is the same thing!”

You seem really hellbent on damage controlling this. You’ve responded to like every other post on here, totally glossing over the issue (that a stat exists that does nothing).

Ignore him, he’s a known troll.

Souls didn't have ripostes? You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, the had it since the very beginning in Demon's Souls. Go back to Bloodborne.

FromSoftware is full of shit.. “Situational my ass” does that mean everytime I use the Caestus, that’s my situation where poise works?

It’s just like the above video shows with the weakest enemy knocking havel around.

I can tell you for a fact most of the enemies have poise enabled... when you attack a knight or a…

Your = possession - IE. “That’s your sandwich.”
You’re = you are - IE. “You’re right!”

Dude. Your 7 or however same responses don’t get at the main issue... People don’t give a shit whether or not it’s meant to be more like Bloodborne. Kudos for having played it. The point isn’t “we don’t want to adapt.” The point is, this stat isn’t working in any way that players have yet been able to explain, so why…

What the heck are you on? I wasn’t talking about Strength or Stamina requirements for heavy weapons. Just that not being interrupted when swinging a slow, heavy weapon is helpful.

I like the game (SOFS at least, yet to try BB, only a few bosses down in DS3), but god do I hate the developer and the community

Players: “We think this stat might be broken, tell us what it does.”

“The poise stat is working as intended, we just don’t know yet what it actually is that we intended.”