It’s a gem of a joke concept but I couldn’t execute it properly. NASCAR always turns left, but ups trucks, as a matter of company policy, don’t make left turns (make three right turns instead).

*Record Scratch*
*Freeze Frame*
Yup that’s me.
You’re probably wondering how I got here...

Did the Duke boys retire to Florida?

...while Lincoln takes a hit.

I saw one on Craiglist list recently. $4300, he knows what he has

(Camry freezes midair)

He was the youngest person they could find in Citrus County.

Toyota easily leaps over Ford in latest rankings, only the Lincoln division slows them down.

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

Let’s be honest. This guy had just gotten his Camry and was Overcome with Feelings.

I bet the impact knocked the dent out of the Camry's rear bumper.

So much for being grounded to the ground

Now that’s some High Intensity Discharge.

Check the option for tracer rounds if you want more visibility.

Thanks to Lucas, the muzzle flashes also serve as headlights on evening drives.

So, one thing to note about the auto transfer item. I know two people who both do this for extra money. Both are retirees doing this for extra side money and for fun, and are not likely to thrash the cars they transport. I’m not saying every car is transported by this kind of individual, but I trust my great uncle and…

I’d sign it with penises and boobs drawn on the line, because I’m 12.

I’d sign it with penises and boobs drawn on the line, because I’m 12.