Oy, lis’tn, this innit ah yoong mahn’s gaime. Its connah and his mates. Boys will be boys. Fook ahf and drink the whiskey if you know what’s good fer ya.

People know that’s a prop and none of the characters are actually real... right?

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

Successfully from the California authorities for the better part of five decades?!

Yeah, how dare that an average citizen stoop to the same level of discourse as the President of the United States of America.

Kid really Kobayashi Maru’ed that

I’m going to throw my laptop out my window in honor of this comment.

Either way, a win for consumers, and proof that we don’t need tighter federal regs anyway.

I’m...actually kinda impressed by that kid’s problem solving abilities.

“Your honor, for the purposes of this trial, the president did no mean what he said. For the purposes of people who support him, he did”

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Take your star and think long and hard about the decisions you made in life that brought you to this point.

You are a sick and twisted person. Keep it up!

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

If you knew the backstory about how his dad walked out on him and his mom on Christmas Eve taking the families only baseball you would not think it was so heartwarming.  No son, your dad will not come back for this baseball.

I mean, if his parents brought him to a Royals - Orioles game, they obviously don’t love him. This is obviously a case of using the baseball as a substitute for the love he lacks from his parents.

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

U WOT M8?

I’m not interested unless it’s available with this awesome wing from the McLaren M8.