well, some editor changed it

Bugatti is owned by Volkwagen-Audi.

LOOOOOVE the MB Tex!!!! I wish all cars had an MB Tex equivalent. And look at all the color choices. Most cars these day only have 2 color choices, some restricted by paint color to just one. MB was mad crazy in letting the buyer spec a car with color combinations most would never permit.

The Florida Journal of Fly-Rides just published some research that indicated rear brake light covers increase the chance of landing a sweet babe by 26%.

NSFW warning next time please!!

Well, this car just owned every single wrap, ever.

Raise your hand if you can imagine the smell right as you open the hood?

Ahh! My eyesight sucks! I thought it said “gas only!” I’ll chalk it up to being Monday. :)

Why would you buy something classy like an old diesel MB then throw a bunch of PepBoys trim pieces all over it?

*Sees Florida license plate*

Oh

“Some realize that keeping star talent is important for pursuing a championship, and even just keeping fans interested in the team.”

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

He was playing Hold ‘Em, not Stud.

“...that UFC is ‘out of the Cyborg business’...”

Not missing as much as your ability to read.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

He would scream frantically at you as you walk out of the building and make a show of it to try and make it seems like he is in control.

Dana White is the kind of boss that suddenly yells “you’re fired!” when your trying to tell him you’re quitting.

D) All of the above.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

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