This is not a drill.
Tune in at 6:00 to find out!
Finally watching “Need for Speed”. I cannot believe what my sensory perceptions are inputting into my brain.
What a glorious little shit box she is.
I just creamed my pants.
My friend’s dad bought these ducks in Singapore and shipped them to his restaurant in Central China.
Because China, but here is my costume.
After a mere 2.5 months of ownership, the powah scootah was stolen last night. First time I ever forgot to lock it and it gets stolen. I spent hours on that thing, trying to bring her back to decent condition. Fuck. Me.
The WWE’s grammar is about as good as you would expect.
The Earth is doing that annoying “revolving around the sun” thing, again. Every year I hope that this year will be different, and the perfect late summer weather will remain, but NOOOO the Earth has to continue revolving around the sun like some kind of chump.
My friend and co-owner of the powah scootah decided to get drunk and high last night and try to drive her home. Results were what you would expect. He crashed at 4:00 AM. (SPOILER: he’s fine, but he is still an asshole)
Please engage your eyeballs in the direction of some vehicles I have seen lately. Presented without comment for your confusion and delight.
Got this from my German friend the other day. It’s quite a jam.
Don’t know if anyone has posted this, but it’s worth watching again if they have.
Complete with low res potato cam shots!
As some of you may know, my DD is a sweet little 125cc Yamaha Cygnus L in a lovely shade of “I’ve been out in the sun too much and my plastic is dissolving” white. What you might not know, is that it is illegal.
Update on my post from yesterday about pre-date jitters. Here’s a big body Benz in Alubeam silver for your time (side note: one of the greatest OEM colors of all time in my opinion).
Or maybe it’s not a date? But what if it is and I don’t think it is and then I FUCK IT ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!