Why don't you say the bad as well as the good?

Nonsense - no one is required to offer anyone a bunch of additional crap when buying anything.

All you have to do is ask for it in writing. The results will probably very similar, perhaps shorter.

I was told by an "expert sales advisor " once in the early 90s that the new Honda Civic "didn't have spark plugs," hence I didn't need to worry about replacing them.

What he is speaking, not so much. The written stuff, yes.

....and never fall for that again. You signed a contract, and so did they.

I think you mean "realist." Darn autocorrect......

Especially brown WOMEN!

So where's the anecdote? Don't tell me it was the rum and Pepsis.....

is undercoating still a thing?

Parts is my FAVORITE part of any dealership!

LOL!! Get a job not dealing with the public!! I would never be able to handle the wierdos you run into!

We haven't had any hurricanes in a pretty long time....last one was Sandy, I believe.....

He said it's covered under warranty.....

Why do I have to hear that you're gay?

I'm guessing they have some idea. I bet you could advise them, though.....

lol!!! And wish....and wish....and wish.....someday...!!

Yes - long ago.....

He's trying to hew to mindless PC's "rules." They don't make much sense, but he's mouthing the words.....

Do they cater weddings? Have you thought about this at all on your own?