What teenager uses Facebook in this day and age? 

It’s genuinely odd that Strange New Worlds hasn’t got an airing on CBS. It would definitely grow the fan base of the show which hasn’t helped it being siloed off on a definitely second tier streaming service.

Blowing up the launchpad and creating a environmental disaster because you were too cheap to build a flame trench. A technology that has been used since the 1950s was a truly moronic decision 

OK they are a Soup like Homogenate

There’s not going to be much left to recover tbh

This episode of Star Trek in a nutshell

At least if the sub imploded they’d be killed so quickly they’d be dead before even their brains had time to register what was happening. They’d be instant chunky marinara sauce

She had more lifeboats than the British Board of Trade required at the time. She was designed so that she would be the lifeboat in case of a disaster 

The story of the Titanic is often portrayed as being a parable of Man’s hubris and how they arrogantly declared that the ship was unsinkable doomed it.

Nobody has actually ever watched Red Notice. Can anyone name the Rocks character? Can anyone summarise the plot? Can anyone name its director? No. This film doesn’t actually exist. 

The Titanic is the only ship that has killed millionaires in two separate centuries.

Because unless you’re a complete introvert, seeing a huge movie with a crowd of people is a lot more exciting than watching it home alone.

Why pay $15+ for a movie ticket when you can wait a couple of weeks and just watch it on streaming or on demand? Heck Fast X was released only like 2 weeks after it came out in theatres. Parents know that elemental is going to be on Disney+ by the end of the summer. Why bother going to cinemas? 

USB ports arent going anywhere. they are literally the default system for thousands of devices. 

My 2015 MacBook is starting to get a bit long in the tooth now but I’m not really sure I want to upgrade to the new MacBooks. The lack of USB ports is kind of a deal breaker for me. It’s frustrating how Apple have deliberately made an consumer unfriendly decision to deliberately abandon the default universal input.…

This seems like the exact kind of movie that I’ll probably watch in 3 months online but there’s no way In helm I’m going to pay to watch it in a cinema. 

Well there was the USS Archer in the first episode of Strange New Worlds

It’s almost as if modern capitalism is inherently alienating or sometihing

I’m glad that the Klingons look like Klingons again, Weird the fake Federation ship was identified as a ‘Crossfield’ class, that’s the same class as the Discovery despite it looking nothing like the Discovery. It’s definitely going to start some fights among Star Trek ship nerds

I’m glad my boy Dr O. is going to have a moment to shine in this