The first two sentences were good enough, then I read the third sentence they set up, laughed out loud for about seven seconds, then decided ‘fuck it I’ll sign in’ just to star you.
Good laughs, and it’s been awhile.

Hilarious click piece!
Of course, we all must take umbrage with something on the list.
My umbrage for content is with Too Dark Park.
Great psychedelia, strong language content (EG environmentalism, socialism, animal rights) and scares Christians real well.
My umbrage for missing content is all of John Tesh.
Also, I’m…

My partner and I had booked a vacation to upstate New York last December (for the 70th anniversary of IAWL). It was amazing, but even before December rolled around we decided it was the last American vacation we would take for the next 5-10 years. It sucks because we’re from Calgary and love American culture and the…

Wish he knocked her tongue out instead.

Calgary Wrestler’s FTW. Seriously, we kill it here.

Calgarian here. I just describe individuals, then cultural communities, within Canada. Up here, that seems best.

CBC’s Kim’ Convenience FTW

I don’t mind them smoking in a can -- go knock yourself out.
Except... *not* in a building housing a bunch of delicate artifacts. Crickey, think of the information, people!

I generally agree with this position, much to the dismay of others. Do you know of the painter Robert Williams? Check out his writings on the subject of art history. Effectively cultural theory, he definitely took away a lot from the Situationist critique of the gallery/mediation process. Also, on a side note, one of…

You what works here at McMahon stadium in Calgary? Porta potties, you cheap assholes. Don’t expect anything less from Dirt City hockey ownership. At least the Eskimos handle these situations with more nuance.

No true Scotsmen would agree with you, to be sure.

Was he trying to imply that ‘He didn’t use them on the folks that voted for him?’
I don’t get how he thought his equivocation would pan out.
Or did he think he was prevaricating?
Or is he actually just ignorant about history?
#SuggestionsPlease

It’s ‘legal’ in the same way that UFC is a ‘sport’.

Signed to the basement dwelling Stubble Jumpers. Despite how bottom of the barrel the Riders are, Young still won’t make the final cut.
It’s a shame that he joined Chris Jone’s three-ring circus. If he joined a team with successful management and a winning locker room he might be productive as an assistant.

Instead of whining through your spittle, try sympathizing and giving allegiance. I’m called white, people don’t know or care about my lived experience ( childhood abuse, poverty, etc) and they *shouldn’t have to* try to ‘qualify’ me as an individual. If someone gets to know me, all that becomes understood. I…

For the same reason you’re allowed to Kinja. Wanting to communicate what you think is in your *nature*.

Good point, glad you caught it!

I actually empathize with you. Not joking, you’re bang on. I’ve had a bad day and decided to rant on the intertubez. It’s better than alcoholism, so — small victories.

Girl thanks for trying though you had a 1-4 chance at guessing correctly, why am I not surprised you went with a three syllable catchphrase? Also, how can you work in media and not understand media? The fact that feminism is in the mainstream means that it doesn’t exist, it is no longer real, in the same way that…

“Sites like Jezebel and Feministing are much, much worse than pornography, every article they write sets women back a week, do the math, they do such a disservice to women because they take their narcissism and repackage it as gender issues, and you’re locked into it. What if I don’t think gun control is a gender…