Actually these guys. Specifically the one in the cable knit sweater.
Rex Crandell, I believe:

Because ‘asset forfeiture’ is *so* much different.

Lochte is one of those central villians from mid-80's colleg comedies. Up The Creek is actually the film that he seems to be wrought from.

lol swimming training is not the same kind of stress or pressure.
It doesn’t work the way it’s advertised as — atheletes are not actual warriors, heroes or soldiers. They have more in common with dressage horses than with peopled seasoned in dealing with random, imminent violence.

Seeing as how I spent most of my drug time under the influence of lsd-25, I would take it to mean that him and I have totally different ‘reality tunnels’. That’s not what *he* meant, but what *I* perceived was yet another member of the species that tries to speak around a specific desire using the lame phrase ‘do you…

Not at all! Difference of opinion is often a feature of people that get along really well. And what you say is totally rational, which I appreciate. : )

Friends ask me why I don’t watch NFL anymore. I tell them I’ll watch it when they change the rules to align them with Canadian rules. Small field, fair catch, and four downs equals no fun. The evolution of American rules also resulted in a ‘special teams/kicking game’ that is a nothing more than a vestigial…

The players being ‘better’ and the league being ‘scrub’ are, respectively, an overstatement and a falsehood. Ask the american players. They all say it’s on par with NFL. The level of athleticism, the skill-sets and the mentality. Except conditioning — they have to condition way more to play the big field up here. Eric…

Just as a follow up: Rainey was shut down for the rest of the game. The Stamps let the Lions put up a 16 point spread, then around the three minute warning took it to a tie game, by way of a cold-as-ice 2pt convert by Bo Levi Mitchell. Stamps then won it in overtime.
Horsepower, baby.

I’m so young, if I fucked my brother you would call it ‘playing doctor’.
; )

I’m pretty sure everyone found all of the problems with my reply, but thank you for being the only person to hit the contraction flaw, they always need it.

It’s not easy trying to sound structurally superior while demonstrating basic ignorance. Thank you!

The best response!

Technically she couldn’t masturbate him, he has to. JO or HJ is what you’re title should indicate.

Yeah, the civil rights movement has been successfully recuperated by the spectacle, hidden as feral nostalgia while being replaced by ‘direct action’ polarization options, which imply separateness and division. I hope we can all come together again.
Civil rights movement is still here! Express it!

I don’t think you understand what ‘peril’ means. Given the context, ‘peril’ seems disproportionate and histrionic to suggest. May I suggest ‘risk.’ Also, at risk to what, exactly?

Only in meth season.

“Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas treeeeeee...”
Bwahahahahahahaha!

If that’s the best you can do, I feel sorry for you. You’ve hit your maximum potential, reduced to a seven syllable loop placed on elementary-school repeat. Pre-id software Wolfenstein had more to detail in their goto functions. Your abilities are limited to 5 1/4" floppy disc. This is why you should pull your pants…

We’ve been playing Canadian football since the 19th century. If it bothers your clearly special needs and sensitive faculties, just pretend it doesn’t exist, because we’re not gonna stop playing McGill rules up north.
Enjoy playing with your own asshole.