Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

Understandable. Most of the women on my roster in college were made up, too.

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

Manzplaining.

on Golden State of Mind, a Warriors site in the SB Nation network of team blogs

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

We were all born again after that dunk.

Seems like a pretty black and white description of what happened. Surprised there weren’t more shades of grey.

Best of luck to Marchman as he rides his penny-farthing off into the sunset.

Oh man, I was rooting for the Vikings to lose because I’m an angry Bears fan and was looking forward to the Drew Magary twitter meltdown, but now I’m reaaaally rooting against them, for the children.

Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career

Thank you for this long-winded story that absolutely definitely happened. 

Riverdale is the only TV show to me.

This is what happens when your rules aren’t very clear and concise. Like when Shane McMahon banned Sami Zayn from ringside, so Sami attacked Randy Orton on the ramp instead. Semantics are very important.

After 50 years I am surprised the Leafs still know how to hoist a cup

I call BS. No one was working overtime selling Coyotes tickets. I’ve seen the crowds.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.